Jeffery Bergeron, under the alias of Biff America, is a monthly columnist for BCM. Biff provides anecdotes about some of our favorite things: beer, sex and skiing. He can be seen on TV-8-Summit and read in several newspapers and magazines. Reach Biff at email@example.com. For signed copies of Biff’s book, “Steep, Deep and Dyslexic,” check out backcountrymagazine.com/store.